Dave Drysdale John Duttine
Dave Drysdale is a financial advisor who fancies himself a ladies man. He'll bed anything that's female, including the cleaning help. He believes that "It's very irresponsible of women to believe every thing a man tells them."

He's trying to have an affair with Melissa Quigley, however, it hasn't been terribly satisfying so far. But Dave is nothing if not persistent. He's going to keep trying, and maybe, someday, she'll let him get past holding hands.

He believes he's deceiving wife, Sonia, but on that point, he's sadly mistaken.